Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Edward Cullen vs Lelouch Lamperouge

So I've been reading Twilight recently...a lot of my female friends seem to be really into this book almost like a Narutard with a certain anime XD

I remember seeing a "Normal guy vs Edward Cullen" in one of my friend's blogs, and it gave me an idea for this photoshoot.

Thanks to Kemuel for helping me out!

Twilight/Edward Cullen fans, this is of course just for fun.

You have met Edward Cullen.
Yeah, he's pretty great.




A normal guy would say: “I love you, baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now”
Lelouch Lamperouge would say "You will be my Queen."


Normal Guy would say: “I think I'm falling for you”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”
Lelouch would say: "You are the reason why I'm bringing peace to the world"


Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack ….go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: "Your hair looks like haystack…but I like it”
Lelouch Lamperouge would say: "What haystack? Your hair is just fine."

Author's Note: If ever it DID look like a haystack Lelouch would use a Geass on it..but her hair has no eyes. XD

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicated to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
Lelouch Lamperouge would find a way to get your favorite band to sing for you live.


Lelouch: Hmm..


Lelouch: "Enoz eh?"***

If you died a normal guy would find another.
If you died Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.
If you died, Lelouch would start a rebellion to avenge your death.


Lelouch: We are now the new Order of the Black Knights.
One of the crew: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

As you left the house a normal guy would say: “Bye. See ya!”
As you left the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me love”
As you left the house Lelouch would command you with the Geass so you will stay.


Lelouch: Please don't leave me.

As you come back to the house a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you
As you come back to the house Lelouch would have the largest pizza in the world served for you.*

Lelouch: Here's the hot sauce.


Lelouch: Hope you like Pizza Hut.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
Lelouch Lamperouge would get a chef to make you meals for the rest of your life.


Lelouch: You know how to cook?
Wrestler: No.
Lelouch: Start learning.

While you were both out for dinner a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
The waitress is working for Lelouch Lamperouge. He doesn't care.


Yuki: I think she was flirting with you.
Lelouch: Really?

Lelouch: *in his thoughts* I told her to serve us well, not get Yuki upset!

A normal guy while driving would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen while driving would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
Lelouch wouldn't even be driving. He can always get a driver for you as he sits next to you at the back.


Lelouch: Get the car.
Wrestler: What car?
Lelouch: Get us one.

While far apart in different places a normal guy would say: “I miss you”
While far apart in different place Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you taken half myself with you”
While far apart in different places Lelouch Lamperouge would say "We own this country. You can get here right now"


A normal Guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
Lelouch would get you a KNIGHTMARE.**


Lelouch: It was the last one on Amazon! Hope you like it.

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.
Lelouch Lamperouge can give you a country...and possibly name it after you.


Lelouch: How does United States of Yuki sound?

* Haha...Code Geass fans probably know what I'm referring to...even if this technically didn't have much to do with Lelouch.

** XDD're awesome.

*** I believe Haruhi Suzumiya fans know what I'm talking about.

The figures other than Hiei belong to my brother. He said I can use them for a shoot if ever. Who would have thought they would be rather useful?

Oh...and we really DID have Pizza Hut..but they threw away the box by the time I realized I could have used it.

Edit: Credits to my room mate for the smallest laptop in the house!


Patrick said...

I can't RELATE! D ako nanonood ng Haruhi and Code Geass.

Someone said...

wow...recruit ENOZ daw =)). Never knew Lelouch has such a superiority complex...

lavarisque said...

Lelouch wins!

I like pizza hut... and the hot sauce btw. XD

blood on the mirror said...

@Patrick>> Haha WATCH IT!!!! BOTH.

@Lavarisque>> Haha there's more to Pizza Hut than just the pizza XD

I own that laptop said...

hey hey hey credits to the laptop =))

blood on the mirror said...

@Owner of Asus Laptop>>> hehe okay okay.

Anonymous said...

Thanks a lot. This was one of the best things I've read today, it really cheered me up. :)

Geekness at its finest. XD

- Judith

katsuman said...

this is a comment.

katsuman sez hi.

Anonymous said...

You watch too much

Anonymous said...


blood on the mirror said...

@Anounymous> Hehe nope not really.

Thanks for posting though

Adette said...

Lol @ the Pizza Hut part. And the wrestler. XD

Okay, I'm suddenly craving for pizza at 1:30 in the morning. o_O

dee said...

i don't get why most people like that twilight thing.. it seems "meh" to me..

asan si vincent??

blood on the mirror said...

@Dee>> Hehe he was there

ro~ said...

You forgot to mention, Lelouch can make you fall in love with him... without using Geass on you.

blood on the mirror said...

@Ro >>> That's true, assuming the person cannot resist.

THEN AGAIN...this is Yuki Nagato.

Haha, but thanks for the suggestion! Thanks for visiting.

Krayn said...

A normal human would take you to a motel.
Edward Cullen would take you to an expensive 5 star hotel.
Lelouch would take you to the most romantic spot in the world.
Kems will get you spoiled...

Nice shoot! Hehehe

Drew said...

There's a Twilight movie now? What the hell.

Lelouch owns! Too bad he's .... :D

blood on the mirror said...

@Drew>>> Yes indeed. It's gonna air here in November O_o

Syrica said...

magaling ka gumawa ng plots! hehehe Lelouch is love :D :D

Anonymous said...

(tells to hair)
Lelouch: Lelouch vi Britannia commands you.. Straighten up!!!

Hair: *lol*

Sanzo said...

A normal dude would comment same shit
Edward Cullen would comment with flowery poetic words
Lelouch Lamperouge wouldn't comment and 'stead shall give you money
I will comment and say, 'boo yah! boredom at its peak!'XD

Toxyn said...

Hahaha! Good Stuff! Keep up the good work!

codegeassrulez said...

soo true hehe i just started code geass like a day ago and u know how i became obsessed with it? cuz i saw lelouch and everything and then the first thoughts that probably came thru my mind was c.c.xlelouch hehe LOL sorry if u don't like the couple

nikkie said...

lelouch is my kinda guy!! i love this, it's funny!

Renegade X135 said...

I absolutely loved this!

So much so that I did my own version of it.

I swear, Lelouch vi Britannia is the greatest fictional character of all time!


Jonas said...

If a normal guy loves you, you're likely a normal girl.
If Edward Cullen loves you, you're likely an extraordinarily normal girl.
If Lelouch loves you, you're likely his sister.

Mishi said...

OMFG. I lol'd so hard.

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