Edward Cullen vs Lelouch Lamperouge

So I've been reading Twilight recently...a lot of my female friends seem to be really into this book almost like a Narutard with a certain anime XD

I remember seeing a "Normal guy vs Edward Cullen" in one of my friend's blogs, and it gave me an idea for this photoshoot.

Thanks to Kemuel for helping me out!

Twilight/Edward Cullen fans, this is of course just for fun.


You have met Edward Cullen.
Yeah, he's pretty great.



Source: http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Twilight/twilight_movie_poster.jpg

BUT HAVE YOU MET LELOUCH LAMPEROUGE?






A normal guy would say: “I love you, baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now”
Lelouch Lamperouge would say "You will be my Queen."



Normal Guy would say: “I think I'm falling for you”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”
Lelouch would say: "You are the reason why I'm bringing peace to the world"




Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack ….go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: "Your hair looks like haystack…but I like it”
Lelouch Lamperouge would say: "What haystack? Your hair is just fine."


Author's Note: If ever it DID look like a haystack Lelouch would use a Geass on it..but her hair has no eyes. XD


A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicated to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
Lelouch Lamperouge would find a way to get your favorite band to sing for you live.



Lelouch: Hmm..



Lelouch: "Enoz eh?"***

If you died a normal guy would find another.
If you died Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.
If you died, Lelouch would start a rebellion to avenge your death.



Lelouch: We are now the new Order of the Black Knights.
One of the crew: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

As you left the house a normal guy would say: “Bye. See ya!”
As you left the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me love”
As you left the house Lelouch would command you with the Geass so you will stay.



Lelouch: Please don't leave me.

As you come back to the house a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you
As you come back to the house Lelouch would have the largest pizza in the world served for you.*


Lelouch: Here's the hot sauce.



Lelouch: Hope you like Pizza Hut.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
Lelouch Lamperouge would get a chef to make you meals for the rest of your life.



Lelouch: You know how to cook?
Wrestler: No.
Lelouch: Start learning.


While you were both out for dinner a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
The waitress is working for Lelouch Lamperouge. He doesn't care.



Yuki: I think she was flirting with you.
Lelouch: Really?

Lelouch: *in his thoughts* I told her to serve us well, not get Yuki upset!

A normal guy while driving would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen while driving would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
Lelouch wouldn't even be driving. He can always get a driver for you as he sits next to you at the back.



Lelouch: Get the car.
Wrestler: What car?
Lelouch: Get us one.

While far apart in different places a normal guy would say: “I miss you”
While far apart in different place Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you taken half myself with you”
While far apart in different places Lelouch Lamperouge would say "We own this country. You can get here right now"



A normal Guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
Lelouch would get you a KNIGHTMARE.**



Lelouch: It was the last one on Amazon! Hope you like it.

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.
Lelouch Lamperouge can give you a country...and possibly name it after you.



Lelouch: How does United States of Yuki sound?

Omake
* Haha...Code Geass fans probably know what I'm referring to...even if this technically didn't have much to do with Lelouch.

** XDD Kemuel..you're awesome.

*** I believe Haruhi Suzumiya fans know what I'm talking about.

The figures other than Hiei belong to my brother. He said I can use them for a shoot if ever. Who would have thought they would be rather useful?

Oh...and we really DID have Pizza Hut..but they threw away the box by the time I realized I could have used it.

Edit: Credits to my room mate for the smallest laptop in the house!