If they Mated

Koizumi: I'm here Kyon! Happy Valentines Day! Give me a hug!
Kyon: Ugh I AM STRAIGHT DAMN IT!



Koizumi: Aw, is this how you treat a friend who you have not seen in so long?






Kyon: I wouldn't really call you a friend.



Koizumi: You definitely mean more than that to me too.

Kyon: WHAT THE..?!



Konata: Greetings!



Koizumi: Greetings Konata!

Kyon: STOP IGNORING MY QUESTIONS...Wait...



Kyon: Who are YOU?



Konata: I'm Konata! Happy Valentines Day to you both! How is the love?



Koizumi: He's in denial, as usual.

Kyon: Does anyone listen to a word I say?



Konata: What about Haruhi and Lelouch? How are they doing?



Kyon: What? Uh...they're fine. She knows them too?! Where have I been?

Koizumi: What a strange question to ask.



Koizumi: I wonder...what if Haruhi and Lelouch got together? What would the world be like?



Kyon: ...What in blazes are you babbling about now? I can barely keep up.

Koizumi: No...Konata gave me an interesting idea.



Koizumi: What would you get, if a girl who was bored with her life and wanted to make it interesting, to a guy who has the power to make anyone do whatever he wishes? What kind of kid could they spawn?



.....



All three: Uh...oh....*



Koizumi: We...have a problem.


Moments later....



Lelouch: Shall we?



Haruhi: We shall!!!



Kyon: STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!



Haruhi: Oh hi there! There's no meeting today, so take the day off!

Kyon: Uh, great...but...WE HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.



Kyon: There are...GIANTS in the area! BIG ONE SOMEWHERE! WE MUST INVESTIGATE!**



Lelouch: ...This guy has issues.



Kyon: ANYWAY, off to find this giant!

Haruhi: Giant!!!



Haruhi: We better find one, or you're paying for dinner!

Kyon: ....I'm in trouble



Lelouch: Do you know...

Koizumi: For the sake of this world, just stay away from her.

Konata: DEFINITELY.

Lelouch: ....


Some people can't just be....

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Author's Notes:

*The image is Raito from Death Note. Haha, Wikipedia him for more info.

**Foreshadowing. FORESHADOWING

Konata and Koizumi are also new to the collection. I just opened Konata a few days ago to get this done.

Credits to Someone48 for doing the Photoshop work. You have made another story I've been planning in my head come true.
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And you thought this got old

...Not again.



...





Kyon: Er...hi. Are you lost?





...Who are you?



Kyon: ....Oh drat.



Yotsuba: MY DADDY TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!



Kyon: You are talking to one now. Oh the irony.



....



Yotsuba: DADDY!!! IT'S YOU!!!



Kyon: Wait...what?

Yotsuba: SORRY! I didn't recognize you with the weird haircut!

Kyon: HEY!



Kyon: Sorry little girl...but I believe am too young to be your father...this is a misunderstanding.

Yotsuba: Daddy is funny!



Yotsuba: Anyway Daddy...I took care of the computer while you were gone. All the files were safe!!



Kyon: I don't know who you are, and am definitely not your dad.



Yotsuba: Oh no...daddy doesn't remember who I am. He's got anesthesia!!!



Kyon:....It's amnesia......



Yotsuba: It's okay daddy! I'll make sure you remember everything!

Kyon: Why do I always get myself involved in this? Is this some kind of bad chi Okonkwo had in Things Fall Apart?



Yotsuba: I KNOW! YOU CAN BUY ME ICE CREAM!

Kyon: ...How is that supposed to help?!

Yotsuba: I'm hungry!

Kyon: ...

*minutes later*



Kyon: *sighs* Let's see if this laptop will give us some answers about your dad.

Yotsuba: That's you!

Kyon: ...*sighs*

Omake

Yotsuba is a Revoltech I bought yesterday because I haven't bought any new figures and I've been itching to get her. It may help from my idleness on this blog, which did.

This is a hectic term, so I know I'll be idle with the stories. But during the times I said this I always found a way, so I probably will for this case.

...well he kinda DOES look like Yotsuba's dad.

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It's hard not to point it out

Miku: Ne, Rin-chan, there's something that's been bugging me since we met. It's not related to this...whatever that's going on.

Rin: Alright. What is it?



Miku: Did you take plastic surgery or something?



Rin: No. What a strange question. Why ask?





Miku: Um...it's just that...your breasts are...



Rin: My breasts are what?



*zoom in mode*



Miku: *turns away* They're sagging! It's creepy!!!!

Rin: ....what?



Rin: .....



Miku: Ne ne..it's okay...Really. I mean...it's not so bad.

Rin: ...Really?

Miku: ...okay no it's really distracting. But hey, at least you have some! Mine's almost flat.



*zoom-in mode*



Rin: *thinks*



Rin: STOP IT! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY BREASTS! YOU ARE JUST MESSING WITH ME!

Miku: ...You need to look in a mirror Rin.



Rin: They are fine! It's just the blouse am wearing!



Miku: There's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm sure we can have those fixed.

Rin: THEY ARE FINE! *walks away*



Rin: Oh dear what have I done to myself?!



Miku: I am going to slap my agents. How is honesty the best policy?! Or better yet, why has nobody told her that-....



Miku: Wait a...



Miku: minute....



Miku: Rin-chan? Didn't you say you were living with someone? A little girl? Where is she?



Rin: Kagami!



Rin: Kaga-



Rin: -mi?



Rin: Stay here. I'll go look for her.

Miku: Why are you still holding your breasts if there's nothing wrong with them?

Rin: SHUT UP! *leaves*



Miku: If that girl ran away, I can imagine why.



Miku: Hmm...then again, she still saved my life from that crazy fan, so I guess I should be a little more grateful.



Miku: I know! I'll get her a gift! A little something to thank her for the hospitality.

Meanwhile



Tsukasa? Tsukasa!!!!

Omake

...Well someone had to point that out on the Rin figma!

Unimportant news:I'M FREE!!! No more classes for me! I just need to pick up my card and I have loads of free time to do whatever I want.

Now I just need plans.

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