
Koizumi: I'm here Kyon! Happy Valentines Day! Give me a hug!
Kyon: Ugh I AM STRAIGHT DAMN IT!

Koizumi: Aw, is this how you treat a friend who you have not seen in so long?

Kyon: I wouldn't really call you a friend.

Koizumi: You definitely mean more than that to me too.
Kyon: WHAT THE..?!

Konata: Greetings!

Koizumi: Greetings Konata!
Kyon: STOP IGNORING MY QUESTIONS...Wait...

Kyon: Who are YOU?

Konata: I'm Konata! Happy Valentines Day to you both! How is the love?

Koizumi: He's in denial, as usual.
Kyon: Does anyone listen to a word I say?

Konata: What about Haruhi and Lelouch? How are they doing?

Kyon: What? Uh...they're fine. She knows them too?! Where have I been?
Koizumi: What a strange question to ask.

Koizumi: I wonder...what if Haruhi and Lelouch got together? What would the world be like?

Kyon: ...What in blazes are you babbling about now? I can barely keep up.
Koizumi: No...Konata gave me an interesting idea.

Koizumi: What would you get, if a girl who was bored with her life and wanted to make it interesting, to a guy who has the power to make anyone do whatever he wishes? What kind of kid could they spawn?

.....

All three: Uh...oh....*

Koizumi: We...have a problem.
Moments later....

Lelouch: Shall we?

Haruhi: We shall!!!

Kyon: STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!

Haruhi: Oh hi there! There's no meeting today, so take the day off!
Kyon: Uh, great...but...WE HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.

Kyon: There are...GIANTS in the area! BIG ONE SOMEWHERE! WE MUST INVESTIGATE!**

Lelouch: ...This guy has issues.

Kyon: ANYWAY, off to find this giant!
Haruhi: Giant!!!

Haruhi: We better find one, or you're paying for dinner!
Kyon: ....I'm in trouble

Lelouch: Do you know...
Koizumi: For the sake of this world, just stay away from her.
Konata: DEFINITELY.
Lelouch: ....
Some people can't just be....
~*~
Author's Notes:
*The image is Raito from Death Note. Haha, Wikipedia him for more info.
**Foreshadowing. FORESHADOWING
Konata and Koizumi are also new to the collection. I just opened Konata a few days ago to get this done.
Credits to Someone48 for doing the Photoshop work. You have made another story I've been planning in my head come true.
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