If they Mated

Koizumi: I'm here Kyon! Happy Valentines Day! Give me a hug!
Kyon: Ugh I AM STRAIGHT DAMN IT!



Koizumi: Aw, is this how you treat a friend who you have not seen in so long?






Kyon: I wouldn't really call you a friend.



Koizumi: You definitely mean more than that to me too.

Kyon: WHAT THE..?!



Konata: Greetings!



Koizumi: Greetings Konata!

Kyon: STOP IGNORING MY QUESTIONS...Wait...



Kyon: Who are YOU?



Konata: I'm Konata! Happy Valentines Day to you both! How is the love?



Koizumi: He's in denial, as usual.

Kyon: Does anyone listen to a word I say?



Konata: What about Haruhi and Lelouch? How are they doing?



Kyon: What? Uh...they're fine. She knows them too?! Where have I been?

Koizumi: What a strange question to ask.



Koizumi: I wonder...what if Haruhi and Lelouch got together? What would the world be like?



Kyon: ...What in blazes are you babbling about now? I can barely keep up.

Koizumi: No...Konata gave me an interesting idea.



Koizumi: What would you get, if a girl who was bored with her life and wanted to make it interesting, to a guy who has the power to make anyone do whatever he wishes? What kind of kid could they spawn?



.....



All three: Uh...oh....*



Koizumi: We...have a problem.


Moments later....



Lelouch: Shall we?



Haruhi: We shall!!!



Kyon: STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!



Haruhi: Oh hi there! There's no meeting today, so take the day off!

Kyon: Uh, great...but...WE HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.



Kyon: There are...GIANTS in the area! BIG ONE SOMEWHERE! WE MUST INVESTIGATE!**



Lelouch: ...This guy has issues.



Kyon: ANYWAY, off to find this giant!

Haruhi: Giant!!!



Haruhi: We better find one, or you're paying for dinner!

Kyon: ....I'm in trouble



Lelouch: Do you know...

Koizumi: For the sake of this world, just stay away from her.

Konata: DEFINITELY.

Lelouch: ....


Some people can't just be....

~*~

Author's Notes:

*The image is Raito from Death Note. Haha, Wikipedia him for more info.

**Foreshadowing. FORESHADOWING

Konata and Koizumi are also new to the collection. I just opened Konata a few days ago to get this done.

Credits to Someone48 for doing the Photoshop work. You have made another story I've been planning in my head come true.